Now, don't get me wrong - I celebrate R. Kelly's entire catalogue. But when your defense attorney looks like an unholy cross between "the other Jeffrey Lebowski" and the Emperor from Star Wars, I have no choice but to question your innocence.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Is R. Kelly responsible every time a 14-year-old is micturated upon in this fair city?
I'm not certain whether the R. Kelly trial constitutes news outside of the Chicago metropolitan area, but around here it commands front page headlines and top billing on the nightly news. In case you're not up to speed, Kelly has been indicted on 14 counts of soliciting a minor for child pornography and has retained the gentleman below as his legal counsel:
Now, don't get me wrong - I celebrate R. Kelly's entire catalogue. But when your defense attorney looks like an unholy cross between "the other Jeffrey Lebowski" and the Emperor from Star Wars, I have no choice but to question your innocence.
Now, don't get me wrong - I celebrate R. Kelly's entire catalogue. But when your defense attorney looks like an unholy cross between "the other Jeffrey Lebowski" and the Emperor from Star Wars, I have no choice but to question your innocence.
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My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, DZ?
Is this a - what day is this?
Do you think R. Kelly knows the word micturated?
"Where are the Kleenex?"
I've thought about my comment for a little while, now... and I keep coming back to the fact that I have no respect for people like R. Kelly. But, I'm struggling to make that funny.
By the way, I'm up because I have to go to Church and then jog and then do other good stuff.
Has anyone ever listened to "Because" by The Beatles, on headphones, right before they went to Church and then jogged?
Perhaps R. Kelly pee-ed on his rug? Word on the street is he has a problem
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